Pick up lines have been in play since time immemorial. Some pick up lines do work while others do not even stand a chance. Pick up lines used to be so cute but as time is moving they are slowly becoming more cheesy and funnier. Funny pick up lines can however, make your day.
Pick up lines aren’t always effective. I am sorry to say that the art of pick up lines is slowly getting forgotten since now most people meet online where everyone hides behind their profile and the chances of a girl replying to your messages depends on how good you look on your profile picture. With that said, below are fifty funny pick up lines for guys and girls.
Pick up lines for girls
Do you have a crush on a girl? Have you been striking out on every trial? Below are fifty funny pick up lines that might get you that girl
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you
- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
- Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
- Guy: Do you like to dance
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Then go dance, I wanna talk to your friend
- On the scale of one to ten, you’re a nine and I’m the one you need
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I am feeling a connection
- I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u
- Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless
- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art
- Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
- Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle
- Do you have a name, or can i call you mine?
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
- You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word
- Are you a professional boxer? Because you’re a knockout
- How on earth do you do that?!?
*Girl, confused: “Do what?”* Look so exquisitely beautiful!
- There’s something wrong with my phone, can you fix it?
*Girl: “Why? What’s wrong?”* Your number’s not in it.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
*Girl: “Why?”* Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?
- Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in
- I wanna live in your shoes so I can be with you every step of the way.
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop
- I’d say “god bless you” but it looks like he already did
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type
- Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAEritto.
- Are you a drummer? Because you seem to know the beat of my heart
- Let me tie your shoes, I don’t want you falling for anyone else
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me
- I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
- “My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club…” “What should we do with their money?”
- Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner.Just smile for yes, or do a backflip/somersault/counter-spin gymnastics combination for no.”
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Are you French because Eiffel for you
- Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart, because mine was just stolen.
- I hope you know CPR…because you are taking my breath away
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right
Pick up lines for guys
It being the 21st century means even girls can pick up guys. This is nothing new and no girl should be ashamed of doing this. Below are fifty funny pick up lines that might just make you get the guy you’ve been dreaming about.
- You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
- What pickup line actually works on you?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
- Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
- You are like my favourite cup of coffee, hot and lip smacking
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall….is in love with me
- Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Are you the kind of guy who can look after himself or do you need a cute girl to take care of you?
- When was the last time you kissed a girl?
- Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I’ve ever seen.
- Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
- Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
- Can you catch? because I think I’m falling in love with you.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile
- I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
- I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
- Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice
- You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind
- Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.
- Hey, can you help me get to a Doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.
- If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
- Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good
- Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry
- Is your mom a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope
- Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
- There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- Do you want to be my dirty little secret?
- You look familiar. Did you graduate from ‘The University of Handsome Men’?
- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] She wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
- Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future
- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
- If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside
- Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
- You must be a vodka shot, because you hit me hard and spun my world around.
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
- You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
- Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!
- I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
I know you must have laughed really hard when reading some of the pick up lines highlighted above. These funny pick up lines should be useful the next time you find yourself next to your crush. Don’t forget to tell us how it goes in case you use any of them.
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